i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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