quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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