another moral hangover. fuck.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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