Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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