When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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