GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
Randomize