My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Randomize
