Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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