ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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