8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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