Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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