how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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