My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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