whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I want you more than these girls want KFC
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
