if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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