Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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