people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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