some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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