I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I look excited, but its just a facade.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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