it was like his penis was on wheels.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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