a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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