CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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