You surviving the open bar?
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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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