got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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