We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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