it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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