I can't watch pbs sober anymore
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
