Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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