When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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