U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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