Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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