oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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