Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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