She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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