I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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