I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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