You're so nebulous sometimes
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
