whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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