I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Two words: nipple clamps
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