is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Still dying that you shit outside
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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