I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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