White coat. Heels.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You made out with two different species that night
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I had to cum in my sink.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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