I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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