OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Randomize
