no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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