quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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