apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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