I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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