): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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