k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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