a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
