I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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