In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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