hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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