just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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