The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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