Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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